Anthony Padilla apparently thinks the elusive Bigfoot has been wandering around his property and eating pizza. I'm not sure what it says for the pizza, but apparently after Bigfoot eats it, he poops. Padilla, who is determined to make his point at any inconvenience to himself, claims to have samples of the poop. So far the police have turned down his request that they test it for DNA. Padilla wants to claim the $10 million prize being offered by Spike TV for "irrefutable proof" of the existence of the Big Guy.The prize, of course, is a come-on to get viewers for some reality program on Spike TV about people looking for Sasquatch.
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In other weird news, I did some work on my book this morning. See, it's not all fun and games here in Damien's Queer World.
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