Think Geek Eviltron

As any fan of Phineas and Ferb would know, Dr. Doofenschmirtz would call this an evilinator. And just knowing that people out there are buying this thing and may be hiding it under my desk or under the bedframe ... well, it doesn't help my paranoid tendencies any, I can tell you that.

A tip of the hat to Michael for pointing me to the geniuses at Think Geek.

A truly diabolical device

Easy-to-hide with six creepy sound choices
There are a lot of scary things out there. But here at ThinkGeek Mindlabs(TM) we think there are certainly few things scarier than one's own imagination. The human mind can play devious tricks on itself, especially when given a small amount of outside stimuli to work with. Your thoughts can easily lead you into a maze of paranoia and put you into a very uncomfortable state of heightened awareness. That odd noise that just came from the attic or the "face" you just saw hovering for a split second outside your window - these things can really stir your thoughts. So, we used this simple principle to create our newest mind toy, the ThinkGeek EvilTron.
This fiendishly small device features six creepy sound choices perfect for frightening your "friends" and co-workers. Simply choose your favorite sound (or use the random mode), place it in a dark hiding spot and watch the madness begin. Perfectly suitable for dorm, office and home use. Or try putting it in someone's car - that gets them every time.
The ThinkGeek EvilTron Features:

• Fiendishly small

• Six scary sound choices (5 sounds plus a random option):

Your Highly Tested EvilTron Sounds Are:
• Something unsettling creaking
• Unidentifiable scratching sounds
• Gasping last breath
• Sinister child laughing
• Eerie whispering of 'hey, can you hear me?'
• Random/Alternating Mode

• Battery included (lasts 1 month+ of continuous use)

• Embedded Rare-earth Magnet for easy hiding

• Single push button to change sounds

• Please note: after removing battery tab you may need to push down slightly on the magnet to re-seat the battery correctly (you may even hear a small click)

• Battery: CR2032