It's a strange, strange world we live in, Master Jack.

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Been there, done that, moved on! Or have we?


Don't waste that roadkill!


Tink Nathan is a Republican hoping to become elected as a state representative for Texas’ District 53. On his website, he writes, “We need and deserve leaders who believe in Texas and share its values.” One of those values happens to be his belief that Texas should end its ban on eating roadkill, as the Dallas Observer reports.
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Apparently Illinois and Montana already allow folks to take roadkill.
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Thirty years ago, I bought my brother (as a gag gift) a box of Roadkill Helper from Spencer's Gifts.

Monday, February 24, 2014

Or you can believe that an all-loving Creator put it there 6,000 years ago to tempt you.

To put it mildly, this is one gem of a gem. Scientists using two different age-determining techniques have shown that a tiny zircon crystal found on a sheep ranch in western Australia dates back to 4.4 billion years ago.

"This is the oldest reliably dated piece of the Earth that we have, that anyone knows of," John Valley told CBS News. Valley, a University of Wisconsin geoscience professor, led the research team. Writing in the journal Nature Geoscience on Sunday, the team said the discovery indicates that Earth's crust formed relatively soon after the planet formed and that the little gem was a remnant of it.

 To determine the age of the zircon fragment, the scientists first used a widely accepted dating technique based on determining the radioactive decay of uranium to lead in a mineral sample.But because some scientists hypothesized that this technique might give a false date due to possible movement of lead atoms within the crystal over time, the researchers turned to a second sophisticated method to verify the finding.
They used a technique known as atom-probe tomography that was able to identify individual atoms of lead in the crystal and determine their mass, and confirmed that the zircon was indeed 4.4 billion years old.

crystal3.jpg
Andrée Valley, University of Wisconsin

To put that age in perspective, the Earth itself formed 4.5 billion years ago as a ball of molten rock, meaning that its crust formed relatively soon thereafter, 100 million years later. The age of the crystal also means that the crust appeared just 160 million years after the very formation of the solar system.Valley added that these findings suggest that the early Earth was not as harsh a place as many scientists have thought. He said the confirmed dating "verified and strengthened" the theory that the Earth "actually had liquid water" by 4.3 billion years ago and was perhaps capable of sustaining microbial life.

 "One of the things that we're really interested in is: when did the Earth first become habitable for life? When did it cool off enough that life might have emerged?" Valley said in a telephone interview. "We have no evidence that life existed then. We have no evidence that it didn't. But there is no reason why life could not have existed on Earth 4.3 billion years ago," he added.

The oldest fossil records of life are stromatolites produced by an archaic form of bacteria from about 3.4 billion years ago.

The zircon was extracted in 2001 from a rock outcrop in Australia's Jack Hills region. For a rock of such importance, it is rather small. It measures only about 200 by 400 microns, about twice the diameter of a human hair.

"Zircons can be large and very pretty. But the ones we work on are small and not especially attractive except to a geologist," Valley said. "If you held it in the palm of your hand, if you have good eyesight you could see it without a magnifying glass."

God says don't work out and you will play

Adam Muema came all the way to Indianapolis only to skip workouts at the last minute.

Why, you ask?

Well, the running back from San Diego State had a religious reason for leaving LucasOil Stadium on Sunday. He said he was "following God," who told him that if he skipped workouts, he'd end up playing for the Seattle Seahawks, according to the San Diego Union-Tribune. Playing for the birds is Muema's dream and apparently, every NFL team is aware of that.

"Can't go wrong with God," he said.

So, instead of working out for NFL scouts on Sunday, Muema caught a flight and headed back to San Diego. He can still get his day in front of NFL personnel at the San Diego State pro day in March.
"(God) told me to sit down, be quiet, and enjoy the peace," Muema said.

Well, all right then.
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Damien's Note: I don't know if God told Adam to sit down, be quiet and enjoy the peace, but it is advice that I wish more folks in the public eye would follow. Especially that be quiet part.

Sunday, February 23, 2014

If only Tippi Hedren had known to pray to St. Milburga ...

St. Milburga

Feastday: February 23
Died: 715

Benedictine abbess who received the veil from St. Theodore of Canterbury. She was the daughter of a king of Mercia and sister of Sts. Mildred of Thanet and Mildgytha. Milburga was abbess of Wenlock Abbey in Salop, Shropshire, England. Her father and her uncle, King Wulfhere, provided funds for the abbey. Among the remarkable abilities she evidenced were levitation and power over birds.
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I guess if you are going to levitate, you need to have some control over birds who might get in your way.

Friday, February 21, 2014

Take two thin mints and call me in the morning, man!

It might be a controversial business model, but one teenage Girl Scout showed some serious sales savvy after deciding to retail her cookies outside a local cannabis club. According to NBC, Danielle Lei, a thirteen-year-old Girl Scout, is very serious about selling those coveted cookies and she managed to figure out some of the best clientele out there — stoners. Danielle recently stood outside The Green Cross, a medical marijuana shop in San Francisco, and sold a whopping 117 boxes in two hours. Apparently that's 37 more boxes than she sold the next day in the same amount of time in front of a Safeway market.
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I note that 117 boxes in two hours is almost a box a minute.

Sauce for the gander


Posted to the Facebook page of Rocco's Little Chicago Pizzeria in Tucson. 

The restaurant has also posted this: "As a longtime employer and feeder of the gay community, Rocco's reserves the right to eject any State Senators we see fit to kick out. That is all." 

The photo has been shared over 2000 times and many commenters are vowing to patronize Rocco's. 

Thursday, February 20, 2014

So Texas Democrats have nothing to brag about either ...


You thought maybe it was only Republicans who were waging a war on women?

Lloyd Oliver, a Democratic candidate for district attorney in Harris County, Texas, has a problem with domestic violence: He thinks it's prosecuted too much.

Oliver told the Texas Observer Wednesday that domestic violence is "so, so overrated." If elected, he indicated he'd redirect resources away from family violence to focus on other issues.

Harris County has the highest rate of domestic violence homicides in the state. According to a report by the Texas Council on Family Violence, 30 women were murdered by intimate partners in 2012.
Oliver lost the district attorney's race in 2012 narrowly. After winning the Democratic primary, he came within five points of winning the district attorney's seat.

This isn't the first time Oliver has come under fire for comments on domestic violence. In a 2012 appearance on "Reasonable Doubts," a weekly call-in show sponsored by the Harris County Criminal Lawyers Association, Oliver said domestic violence victims should "maybe learn how to box a little better."

Later, when asked to clarify, he suggested domestic violence is part of some couple's sexual routine.
"There are some people -- I don't understand it -- but part of their making love is to beat one another up first," he said. "Why do we want to get involved in people's bedrooms?"

Oliver faces Kim Ogg, a former prosecutor, in the Democratic primary on March 4.

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Yes, we have no bananas ... we have assault rifles today!



Police in Beaumont, Texas, cited an 18-year old man for soliciting alongside a roadway. Law  enforcement officials had responded to complaints from people concerned about the man, who was standing at an intersection dressed as a banana and carrying an assault rifle on his back. A local tactical and security store had hired — and armed — the man.

Background: Derek Poe, owner of Golden Triangle Tactical, told reporters Saturday that it was part of the store's grand opening after moving locations from Parkdale Mall.

Poe said the man in the banana suit was holding an AK-47 across his back with the barrel pointing down and holding a sign with an arrow pointing toward the store. He said this idea was to attract customers to the store.

A Beaumont police spokesperson said officers temporarily detained the 18-year-old and found he had the rifle with a drum magazine attached with at least a 50-round capacity. The spokesperson said the teen was cited for violating a city ordinance that prohibits soliciting in and alongside roadways.
Sgt. Rob Flores said police also gathered the necessary information on the weapon and completed paperwork for consultation with the Jefferson County District Attorney's Office concerning possible future criminal charges related to his display of the firearm.

In December, Poe was stopped by police inside Parkdale Mall for carrying an assault rifle along his back. He was on his way to his store which was inside Parkdale Mall at the time.

His gun was seized and he was later charged with disorderly conduct after police say witnesses claimed they were scared for their lives.

Poe claims he was exercising his second amendment right to open carry.

Parkdale Mall then placed signs along each parking lot entrance reminding customers of its policy on guns which states concealed handguns are prohibited.

Poe then moved his business from Parkdale Mall to another location on Eastex Freeway.

"Who are those guys?" -- Butch Cassidy

The first trailer for Marvel's "Guardians of the Galaxy" has pretty much the entire Internet talking about what looks like the strangest comic book movie ever. The cosmic team of antiheroes is the Marvel's least known headliners for a movie so far, but who could really say "no" to a talking, gun-toting raccoon?

If you've seen the trailer but are a little fuzzy about who everyone is and what they're all doing together, I've compiled this rundown of the characters we see in the trailer, along with brief explanations of what they're best known for in the comics.



Star-Lord
"Parks and Recreation" scene stealer Chris Pratt makes his much deserved jump to leading man in a role that plays more to his comedic strengths than the character source material. In the comic books, Peter Quill a.k.a. Star-Lord is the son of a human woman and an alien (albeit human-looking) father, and the formation of the Guardians of the Galaxy team is his idea after blaming himself for the near-universal takeover by upcoming "Avengers" villain Ultron in the storyline "Annihilation: Conquest."



Gamora
You can't really blame someone for daddy issues when her adoptive father is Thanos, a cosmically powered madman who has romantic obsession with the physical embodiment of death. You'd be a little messed up too. But Gamora has channeled her contempt for dear old dad into an outlet of swordsmanship and murder. In the film version, she's played by experienced alien thespian Zoe Saldana.



Rocket
First of all, don't call him a raccoon. That's probably the easiest way to tick off one of Marvel's most bizarre creations. Originally dreamt up during a more psychedelic era of Marvel Comics, Rocket is the result of a cruel lab experiment that imbued the furry creature with a hyper-intelligent mind finely tuned for militaristic strategy and a penchant for firepower. Director James Gunn has often expressed his personal love for Rocket and claims that the character, as voiced by Bradley Cooper, is the heart of "Guardians of the Galaxy."



Drax the Destroyer
Gamora isn't the only member of the Guardians who has some issues with Thanos. Before he was called Drax the Destroyer, the muscly green fighting machine you saw in the lineup was a human named Arthur Douglas, who was killed by Thanos alongside his wife and daughter in the villain's very first appearance in Marvel Comics. Eventually, Thanos' granddaddy, the eternal Kronos, brought Douglas back to life, equipping him with a strong, green body and the sole purpose of killing the madman.



Groot
There's a lot to say about the walking, talking tree, but he won't be the person to tell you. That's because Groot, voiced by Vin Diesel in the film, can only say "I am Groot," but some, including Rocket, can understand the nuances of his speech. Groot claims to be a monarch belonging to a species of which he is the only remaining member. His special abilities include being able to grow at will and regenerate from even the smallest sliver of himself.



The Collector
The world met this eternal obsessive hoarder back during the mid-credits tease in "Thor: The Dark World." As we learned in that movie, the Collector is now in possession of the Aether, one of five Infinity Stones, powerful artifacts that give the wielder the power of a god. During Benecio del Toro's cameo, the Collector intimates that he's looking to gather the remaining stones, suggesting that they will be at at the heart of the story in "Guardians of the Galaxy."



Ronan the Accuser
The main villain of "Guardians of the Galaxy," played by Lee Pace, doesn't factor into the trailer in any big way, but I'd wager that's him holding up Drax during one of the trailer's quick cuts. (Notice the hammer.) Ronan is an official of the Kree alien race who has a brutal understanding of crime and punishment. In the film, he's after the powerful blue orb that Star-Lord has in the trailer.



Nebula
The baddie we do get to see is the granddaughter of Thanos, the space pirate Nebula, played by Karen Gillan. She aligns herself with Ronan in the quest to take the orb from Star-Lord. In the trailer, she's seen taking a Nova Corps member hostage and generally being a badass.



Korath
The tough guy from the beginning of the trailer (who doesn't know who Star-Lord is) is Korath, another member of the Kree, played by Djimon Hounsou. In the comics, he is an ally of Ronan and is a pretty tough dude who knows his way around some serious weaponry.



Nova Corps
These guys are the police of the Marvel cosmic universe. In "Annihilation," they were wiped out, except for one corpsman, known only as Nova, one of Marvel's best-known outerspace heroes.

Is this the new Mint Oreo flavor?


Monday, February 17, 2014

Joy of English















And one that has puzzled me since I was a child and the song "The Purple People Eater" was popular. The puzzling recurring line was "one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater."

So was it something that had one eye and one horn and ate flying purple people?
Or did it have one eye and ate one-horned flying purple people?
Or was it something with one eye, one horn, flew, was purple and ate regular people?
Or ... 

Seriously, I used to wonder about this. It's no surprise I wound up a professor of Queer Studies.

Apparently I was not the only one, as you can see by reading this Wikipedia article.





Wasn't it punishment enough that she watched the movie?

Jail time for woman who kept VHS rental  
Posted: Feb 17, 2014 1:12 PM CST Updated: Feb 17, 2014 1:17 PM CST 
 
A 2005 rental of "Monster-In-Law" starring Jane Fonda, left, and Jennifer Lopez landed a South Carolina woman a night in jail. Courtesy CNN/New Line Cinema (CNN) -- Kayla Michelle Finley may be wishing that services such as Netflix and Amazon Prime had been around a little earlier.
The South Carolina woman spent a night in jail last week for failing to return a video she rented -- in 2005.

It was a VHS tape. Of a Jennifer Lopez movie.

Finley, 27, was arrested Thursday in Pickens County, South Carolina, on a misdemeanor charge of failure to return the video, according to CNN affiliate WYFF-TV.

The movie, "Monster-In-Law," starring Lopez and Jane Fonda as a feuding potential daughter- and mother-in-law, was rented from a video store, Dalton Videos, that is now out of business.

The WYFF report says Finley was at the county sheriff's office on another matter when an active warrant for her arrest was discovered. Chief Deputy Creed Hashe told the station that the store's owner had asked a Pickens County judge for the warrant years ago when Finley didn't return her video.

Hashe said Finley had been sent several certified letters asking her to turn herself in.

Finley spent the night in jail because her bond hearing couldn't be held until Friday morning. A judge released her on $2,000 bond.

Efforts to reach out to Finley via social media were unsuccessful early Monday. But a woman identifying herself as Finley, and whose profile picture appeared similar to Finley's mug shot, took to Fox Carolina News Facebook page on Saturday to defend herself.

She said that after renting the movie she had to move out of state because of her husband's job and that she simply forgot about it.

"I'm no criminal, but Pickens County Sheriff's office sure made me feel like I was," she wrote.

She said she never received any letters from the sheriff's office, while striking back at people who had made negative comments on the Fox post.

"If I had, it would have been taken care of immediately," she wrote. "Some of you need to quit (judging) like you are. This is a bogus charge and everyone knows it."

For Finley, it's no laughing matter. But that didn't stop folks online from commenting on the ridiculousness of it all.

"Oh god, I'm so embarrassed," wrote Twitter user Alec MacKinnon. "Now everyone is going to know I rented 'Monster In Law.' "

"They should sentence her to time already served," wrote one CNN commenter. "She'll never get the 2 hours she spent watching that movie back."

Others were taking shots at what they felt was an overreaction by law enforcement.

"Wait till they find out that she forgot to REWIND the tape!!!" another commenter wrote.

The Pickens County Sheriff's Office did not immediately return a call seeking comment.

If life gives you fractures, make fractals.

A fractal is a mathematical set that typically displays self-similar patterns, which means it is "the same from near as from far". Fractals may be exactly the same at every scale, or, they may be nearly the same at different scales. The concept of fractal extends beyond trivial self-similarity and includes the idea of a detailed pattern repeating itself.

If you are the kind who wants to know more, you can check out the Wikipedia article. On the other hand, to enjoy this creative expression of fractals, you can just click on the arrow below. 


Sunday, February 16, 2014

I am the terror that flaps in the night!


Daring duck of mystery,
Champion of right,
Swoops out of the shadows,
Darkwing owns the night.
Somewhere some villain schemes,
But his number's up.

(3-2-1) Darkwing Duck (When there's trouble you call DW)
Darkwing Duck (Let's get dangerous)
Darkwing Duck (Darkwing, Darkwing Duck!)

Cloud of smoke and he appears,
Master of surprise.
Who's that cunning mind behind
That shadowy disguise?
Nobody knows for sure,
But bad guys are out of luck.

'Cause here comes (Darkwing Duck)
Look out! (When there's trouble you call DW)
Darkwing Duck (Let's get dangerous)
Darkwing Duck (Better watch out, you bad boys)
Darkwing Duck!






The eyes have it










Saturday, February 15, 2014

Can't sleep because you are afraid someone might break in?



One of my girl cousins shot my grandfather in the shoulder with a loaded gun he kept in the house. He was not seriously injured, fortunately. My brother, who teaches gun safety classes, nearly shot his wife when he was cleaning a gun in their home.

What could possibly go wrong with a gun-dispensing bed?

I think I bought one of these already ...

Thanks to Science This Pizza Will Stay Good for Three Years

Soldiers have been asking for pizza in their MREs (meals ready to eat) for years now, but it hasn't been possible because of the meal's high moisture content, which can lead to mold and bacteria growth. That may be about to change, though. According to the Associated Press, scientists at a U.S. military lab in Massachusetts have finally developed pizza that can stay good for up to three whole years. "You can basically take the pizza, leave it on the counter, packaged, for three years and it'd still be edible," said food scientist, Michelle Richardson.

The trick was figuring out how to stop moisture in the sauce and cheese from moving into the dough. Researchers used ingredients that bind to water, like sugar, salt, and syrups, along with changing the acidity of the cheese, sauce, and dough to prevent bacteria from forming. Iron fillings were also added to the packaging to keep air out of the pouch.

Soldiers haven't gotten a chance to taste the pies just yet, but Jill Bates, head of the tasting lab, was happy with the outcome. "It pretty much tastes just like a typical pan pizza that you would make at home and take out of the oven or the toaster oven. The only thing missing from that experience would be it's not hot when you eat it. It's room temperature," she explained. In the past spaghetti has been the most popular MRE, but since soldiers often crave familiar foods, pizza definitely has a shot at taking the top spot.
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 Thanks to science? Uh, no thanks, science, no thanks!

But now we know why we can't cut the military budget. After all, it costs money to keep those military labs operating so that they can come up with this stuff.

Been there, snuggled that


Friday, February 14, 2014

Happy Valentine's Day!


Because math is divine, too!

When I was in seminary -- something I never mention -- they used to joke that the Trinity was revealed math: 3=1=3. Apparently there is revealed math in the Bible.

To save you the trouble:

1 Kings 7:23-27

New International Version (NIV)
23 He made the Sea of cast metal, circular in shape, measuring ten cubits from rim to rim and five cubits high. It took a line of thirty cubits[a] to measure around it. 24 Below the rim, gourds encircled it—ten to a cubit. The gourds were cast in two rows in one piece with the Sea.
25 The Sea stood on twelve bulls, three facing north, three facing west, three facing south and three facing east. The Sea rested on top of them, and their hindquarters were toward the center. 26 It was a handbreadth[b] in thickness, and its rim was like the rim of a cup, like a lily blossom. It held two thousand baths.[c]
27 He also made ten movable stands of bronze; each was four cubits long, four wide and three high.[d]

[Damien's note on I Kings: Doesn't exactly say that pi is 3. What it says is that a specific circular shape in the real world (as opposed to a circle in the abstract) that was measured at ten cubits from side to side was then measured as being thirty cubits around, or possibly only that you needed a cord thirty cubits long to measure it.If I say I measured something with a yardstick, that doesn't mean the object was a yard long necessarily.]

 

Ezra 1:7-11

New International Version (NIV)
Moreover, King Cyrus brought out the articles belonging to the temple of the Lord, which Nebuchadnezzar had carried away from Jerusalem and had placed in the temple of his god.[a] Cyrus king of Persia had them brought by Mithredath the treasurer, who counted them out to Sheshbazzar the prince of Judah.
This was the inventory:
gold dishes30
silver dishes1,000
silver pans[b]29
10 gold bowls30
matching silver bowls410
other articles1,000
11 In all, there were 5,400 articles of gold and of silver. Sheshbazzar brought all these along with the exiles when they came up from Babylon to Jerusalem.

[Damien's note on Ezra: So the Bible seems to say 30+1000+29+30+410+1000=5,400. Secular math says it is 2,469] 

Of course, the point of the comic is that people who believe every word in scripture has to be literally true cannot seriously believe that these mathematical imprecisions are true. The reality is that despite their protestations to the contrary, pretty much no one believes every word in the Bible is literally true. They all pick and choose what is true, what used to be true, what is figurative and so on. This is the problem when your oracle is a text.

Of course, millions of Christians are not fundamentalists or literalists in any sense and so this is all nonsense to them anyway. For them, the Bible is an inspired and inspiring text but their faith depends on God and not on bibliolatry.

Anent the Norwegian curling team pants ...


Because a friend asked "why pair of pants?" I had to look it up. Here is one explanation, dating from 1984:

April 20, 1984
Dear Cecil:
Why do we say "a pair of pants" when there is only one article of clothing involved? I have been told it's because there are two legs, but then why isn't it a pair of shirts? Shirts have two sleeves. I'm so confused. Can you help?
Cecil replies:
Fret not, my little anchovy. Ann Landers might puppy out and tell you to get professional counseling, but here at the Straight Dope, we deliver.
Now for the facts.
First of all, let's note there is a class of objects that are thought to consist of two independent but connected parts, usually identical or at least similar to each other. In addition to pants and trousers, there are eyeglasses, scissors, tweezers, shears, pliers, and so on.
The terms for these objects are always plural in form, and they are usually referred to as "a pair of ...." This usage goes back to at least 1297 AD, when we have the expression "a peire of hosen."
The implication is that the two parts are separable in some sense, and in fact a pair of hose can often mean two separate pieces. (True, you can't separate tweezers, but I never claimed the English language was rational.)
In contrast to trousers, a shirt is thought of mainly as a covering for the torso, and may or may not have sleeves. Hence no pair.
The "pair of ..." designation is somewhat arbitrarily applied. At one time it was common to speak of a pair of compasses (for drawing), a pair of nutcrackers, or a pair of bellows. But I would venture to say that in the U.S., at least, these expressions are dying out.
On the other hand, we do speak of a pair of panties, even though panties aren't really a pair of anything, having (usually) no legs. But clearly this is merely an extension of the expression, "pair of pants."
Further confusing matters is "a dozen pairs of rosaries," even though there are 50-some beads. This harks back to an old use of the word "pair" to mean "a set of more than two like or equal things making a whole."
A related usage, supposedly common in the theater business for many years, is "a pair [flight] of stairs." Occasionally theatrical types will say of a pair that it is "nice," and one assumes the rest of the superstructure ain't bad either. But that's a discussion for another day.

Family Research Council reports that states with same-sex marriage have stronger families!

Tony Perkins is the head of the Family Research Council, a certified anti-gay hate group whose clear mission is the destruction of civil rights for LGBT people. The Family Research Council also has its own “think tank,” the Marriage and Religion Research Institute (MARRI), which “examines the relationships among family, marriage, religion, community, and America’s social problems, as illustrated in the social science data.”

Perkins yesterday touted the release of his think tank’s ”4th Annual Index of Family Belonging.”

He writes that his “Index, which is derived from our analysis of Census Bureau data, looks at 15- to 17- year olds in the U.S. The research proves what we all know in our hearts: When couples are united, children thrive. The child is as strong as the relationship between his mother and father or as conflicted as the relationship between them is conflicted.”

And he was forced to admit, “Regionally, the Northeast (50%) has the highest Family Belonging Index and the South (42%) has the lowest, with the following in between: Midwest: 48% and the West: 47%.”

Every state in the Northeast, sans Pennsylvania, has extended marriage to same-sex couples.

Oops.

So, clearly, states that have extended marriage to same-sex couples have — at least using Perkins’ formula and definition — stronger families.

Oops.

Using Perkins’ research, you can see that overall across all U.S. states, the numbers range from Utah at 57 to Washington, D.C., an anomaly, at 17.

Digging a bit deeper, here’s a list of all the states across the U.S. that have same-sex marriage, and Tony Perkins’ “Family Belonging Index” number. Remember, the higher the number, the stronger the family — at least according to Perkins:

California: 47

Connecticut: 51

Delaware: 42

Hawaii: 50

Illinois: 49

Iowa: 51

Maine: 45

Maryland: 46

Massachusetts: 52

Minnesota: 56

New Hampshire: 53

New Jersey: 54

New Mexico: 39

New York: 48

Rhode Island: 44

Vermont: 49

Washington: 48

Washington, D.C.: 17

So, when will Tony Perkins and the Family Research Council admit that states that extend marriage to same-sex couple actually foster and support stronger families? His own research certainly seems to say so.

Don't hold your breath ... except to avoid the smell of irrational fear and hate.

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Shortage of lethal injection drugs? Just shoot 'em!


CHEYENNE, Wyo. — The Wyoming Senate has voted not to consider a bill to allow the use of firing squads to execute condemned inmates.

Lethal injection is the method laid out in state law, with the gas chamber as a backup.

The bill's sponsor, Republican state Sen. Bruce Burns, says states have had trouble getting drugs for lethal injection.

Wyoming doesn't have a gas chamber and he questioned the expense of building one for infrequent executions.

The bill would have required approval by two-thirds of senators for introduction. It failed Tuesday on a vote of 17 in favor, 13 opposed.

Wyoming has one inmate on death row.

Source: MSN News February 12, 2014

No word on whether anyone questioned the value of the death penalty.

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Blame Canada!


What's so special about this beer fridge at Sochi? All you have to do is swipe your passport and boom! Free beer.


And who doesn't like free beer?


There's just one catch, though. Only Canadian passports can open up the special beer fridge.

Those crafty Canadians have it all figured out.

Monday, February 10, 2014

Not satisfied?

A national pizza chain (that will go unnamed) is advertising an interesting satisfaction guarantee. It seems that if you are not happy with the pizza you get, they will give you another one free.

So I think that means, "Hate our pizza! Here, have another unsatisfactory pizza!"

Because nothing is more satisfactory than having two pizzas you don't like.

I would be happier if they offered to buy me a pizza from someone else whose pizza I might like better.